Wahlau, so big company, the world biggest insurance company, also can pok zah! One day the earth will also pok zah lah! Maybe Bush will put nuclear bomb everywhere and blow everybody up lah! No more human on earth. Good lah!

Ah seng see the AIG crisis, abit scared. Now this age liao, smoking and drinking... especially with that si lang John... trouble leh. Premium every year going up. Maybe ah seng going to terminate AIA and switch to Prudential or NTUC liao lah, otherwise how? Later AIG really pok zah, ah seng up lorry in ICU, then who pay the bills? Singapore doctor help you? You wait long long arh! Money more important to the doctor here OK!

Nowadays even drink milk also stress, sekali drink chemical powder. Think best is drink human milk. Who got spare??? Donate ok!

The world is going to chui soon, what are we Singaporeans doing to help? Everyday want to make money only!!!

Just now boh liao so reading this blog sgenergycrisis.blogspot.com then got one paragraph lagi funny ah seng see liao laugh until fall off the chair...

"For the enlightened monks in high mountain, they are almost virtually stress free and wonders why the great disturbance in the air..."

Hahahah! Ah seng is like enlighten monk now because ah seng everyday feel disturbance in the air! Last nite sleep, mosquito so many! Disturbance!!! Lan lan have to on air con. What to do? Pay lor! Electric bill lor! What else! Weather one day rain, one day hot. Today the weather so hot, walk around maciam put the head inside the saloon machine to steam like that. Hai...

Anyway, anybody know where to buy electric bicycle? Car getting so expensive, ah seng want to downgrade liao!

Last weekend ahseng go Homefix walk walk marh, wan to zhng the car then suddenly see this flourescent light cheap cheap $9.90 only so think, ok lah, buy lor! Since good can now have light to see inside the engine any problem.

So after ah seng buy, go back in car, then open the box and plug the lamp lah. Testing mah! Then, wah!!! Very bright! Very good! Ah seng like! Working mah, so receipt and box can throw liao lor.

Then suddenly remember mah, ah seng at home got some old 12v lead acid battery for those motorbike type. The battery is chui already, cannot start motor, but still can give 12v. Ah seng not stupid ok! Got voltmeter can check one ok!

So ah seng bring the light home. The light got two type of head, one is the car cigarette lighther type, another one is the buaya clip. Then ah seng see the instruction. In the instruction paper it says "WARNING: DO NOT ALLOW ALLIGATE CLIP TO TOUCH EACH OTHER WHEN USING CAR PLUG OTHERWISE ELETRIC HAZARD MIGHT OCCUR. PROTECT CLIP WHEN USING CAR PLUG ALWAYS. MADE IN CHINA." Wahlau ah seng never see this warning just now! Lucky testing in car nothing kena otherwise car explode liao! Where got people design a light plug got car adaptor then still got two buaya clip outside hanging and can accidentaly touch each other one! Only ancient army thing then got this kind of wire lorh!

Anyway, so ah seng go and use the buaya clip connect to battery lor. Red wire go red side, black wire go black side, right? See! Ah send stupid, also not so stupid!!! HAHAHA!

But then, eh? Connect liao but how come no light! Ah seng blur blur. Check the battery again with volt meter, OK leh! Ah seng call teck come down, then teck come over take a look lor. He say, maybe the circuit need some load, then ah seng think, simi load? Downstair got one stack newspaper waiting for the karanguni lah, put on top of the lamp ok?

Nahbey! Teck scold me cockernarden! He say load is have to use some electric maybe then it will have electric flow, so he go and take a radio connect. The radio got music leh! But the light still NOTHING!

Then Teck open up the lamp and see, then he see got something wrong. He say the capacizor inside label (-) but the wire is the (+) colour (red), then the other side is (+) but the wire is go to the (-) side (black). He say something is wrong, so he say try connect opposite. He put the red wire to the black on the battery, then the black wire to the red on the battery, then WAH! Got light liao! Solid arh!!!

Then Teck say heng I never try to use buaya clip connect car battery. Sekali after connect something choot yen (smoke), then ah seng car might pok zah cos the battery is very poweful! Ah seng think, wah lau this kind also can pass QC and end up in high class store like Homefix! Si bey dangerous leh! Tolong lah! Next time don't trust what people make! Better check for yourself, later plug in the thing POK ZAH, your face disfigure, your didi chow dar arh!!!

Ah seng recently like to read STOMP because read liao suddenly feel like limpeh is good guy. Nowaday singaporean is behaving damn lao kui. Pui. I no respect for the people.

I saw this article:

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/viewContent.jsp?id=32450

Using Google power, Ah seng found the original blog:

http://209.85.175.104/search?q=cache:Nl2_mrU0qMYJ:immie.wordpress.com/2006/08/29/things-i-hate-about-teaching/

And another teacher also agree:

http://www.flying-low.net/?p=277

Teacher blog, people also knn go kaypoh. Kaypoh nevermind lah, mai kay kiang, anyhow comment!

This teacher is not don't like teaching. She never say she hate teaching students! She is hate the job, and the things do in her job!

Do you hate it if your towkay call you 10pm on Saturday ask you where you put the file? Har? Your saturday got free time, teacher saturday no free time?

Have you ever try collect money in a school or non-profit organization??? Har? You know how difficult it is for people to pay up? Money is like gold. Give people easy, take from them is hell!!

You got go meeting, waste time one before? One after another, sit inside 2 hour nothing to say, listen to people push stupid thing around. If you hate it, why teacher cannot??

School here indeed is like another blood sucker! Last time ah seng in sec sch kena kick out of 'A' maths class. Ah seng lousy, nothing to say, but cannot be 50% of 'A' maths student all drop out right!!! If so bad, something wrong with the teacher marh! Then O level result come out liao, wharau, 100% pass!!! Yarh!!! Less than 100 'A' maths student niah, still don't 100% pass, the school can close down lah!!! This kind of stats also can make out. Ah seng salute! MOE li hai. The stunt more power than me! I nothing to say!!!